NOBODY

NOBODY

Pretty much my entire college experience.

Pretty much my entire college experience.

There can be only one.

There can be only one.

Words to live by.

Words to live by.

Reblogged this because it made me smile.

rnaze:

“YOU’RE NOT MY REAL LADDER” i yell at my step-ladder

Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
4chan files: episode 2

I fucking love /v/.

Just cataloging this for future generations; I’m sure pretty much everybody has already seen this:

From a stickied thread created by username “God” on 12/20/12:

Real Life v.2.112 Patch notes

>Fixed a server issue that was predicted to cause catastrophic shutdowns on the 21st due to an influx of brazillian players. PLEASE NOTE EVERYTHING WILL CONTINUE AS NORMAL
>To compensate, all players have been given a temporary boost in confidence and until the 22nd
>Permabanned a player in Connecticut for spawn-killing
>Permabanned a player in China for smurfing
>Random drops on Christmas presents has been raised
>Reskinned local towns and outposts for Christmas 
>Refocused resources to travel hubs in anticipation of the massive warping of people to see their guild-mates
>The Gangnam Style in-game song has been given a nerf in catchiness and popularity. Sorry about that.
>Christmas Music has been added to the pool of possible songs when a player enters a zone
>Still looking into the lost accounts glitch in the Bermuda zone
>Gave a temporary boost to all players’ generosity rating
>In-game microtransactions through steam have all been discounted. Enjoy!

Please note that all players caught looting, stealing, or attacking in non-PvP zones in the wake of the fixed glitch will be banned. Happy Holidays!

Happens every time.

Happens every time.

We should’ve kept going fast…

We should’ve kept going fast…